Written by Allan Mott
Some films sprout fully formed into the culture and are instantly hailed as beloved classics whose reputations only improve over time. This new series isn’t about those films. No; it’s about their bastard, forgotten offspring—the ne’er-do-well products of pure commerce that were forced to exist in a world where they were not wanted.
I’m talking about the sequels and remakes that time forgot—the part 2s, IIIs, Lives, and Returns that not only failed to recapture the success of their originators but have actually been lost to time and whose existence is likely to surprise all but those of us who spent our youths’ reading Leonard Maltin’s Movie Guide like it was the most compelling novel ever put to paper.
“Purple Rain is a film people love and remember less for its actual plot than the fact that it contains nine of the best songs ever recorded.”
To inaugurate this series, we shall begin with a ridiculous musical fantasy that was begat by an only-slightly-less-ridiculous musical fantasy—but one whose excesses were made much more palatable due to the fact that it featured THE GREATEST SOUNDTRACK IN THE HISTORY OF THE CINEMATIC ARTS.
Released in 1984, Purple Rain is a film people love and remember less for its actual plot than the fact that it contains nine of the best songs ever recorded (and that’s not even counting the songs performed by The Time and Apollonia 6).
It was the film/album that turned Prince from a critical admired prodigy to a culturally-beloved musical icon. The film’s look helped to define the excesses of 80s fashion and the album (perhaps the best ever example of the term “All killer no filler”) pushed so many boundaries that one track (“Darling Nikki”) directly led to the creation of the infamous record content warning, known as the “Tipper Sticker.”
As a film, Purple Rain is many things, none of which could be reasonably considered “good,” but for all of its casual misogyny, unnecessarily dramatic sub-plots and cardboard character motivations, it nonetheless succeeds because all of this nonsense is fueled by the sounds of “Let’s Go Crazy,” “When Doves Cry,” “Take Me With U,” “I Would Die 4 U,” and the title track—which in the film allows for perhaps the only truly believable example of a climactic scene, where a song’s performance proves so transcendent that it instantly transforms the fortunes of the protagonist.
In terms of plot and actual execution, both versions of Purple Rain serve as perfect representations of the idea that the truly talented CAN collaborate without also compromising who they really are. In the film, “The Kid” (Prince’s character is never given an actual name) risks breaking up his band because he refuses to listen to a tape provided to him by Lisa and Wendy, his keyboardist and guitarist (played in the film by Lisa Coleman and Wendy Melvoin, who were in his band, The Revolution, at that time). When circumstances conspire to finally get him to relent and listen to the tape, the result is the performance of “Purple Rain” I rhapsodized about in the previous paragraph.
“Purple Rain itself succeeds as much as it does because of Wendy’s signature guitar sound, which is unlike anything heard on Prince’s previous albums.”
This was not a wholly fictitious construct. Prior to the recording of Purple Rain, Prince was famous for taking responsibility for all aspects of his recordings—writing, producing and performing every instrument. This, his defining album, marked the first time he let other performers play on his record and, most significantly, share song-writing credit. Purple Rain itself succeeds as much as it does because of Wendy’s signature guitar sound, which is unlike anything heard on Prince’s previous albums.
For the first time, Prince allowed himself to be a part of a group and collaborate with others in the hopes of creating something unique and special and he succeeded. And what did he learn from this?
That he really didn’t like it.
The problem with collaborating with others when you’re a genius who CAN do it all, is that it’s very difficult to get out of your own head and listen to them when they tell you you’re heading someplace that just doesn’t work or could be better. At a certain point, this just gets really annoying, so you replace those folks with people who don’t do anything but tell you how awesome you are—which is so much less stressful, even if it means your killer to filler ratio starts to suffer in the process.
Which is where Prince was six years after Purple Rain came out and made him. By then “The Revolution” were no more and he had proved how indomitable he was by turning his Batman soundtrack album into one of 1989s biggest hits with multiple charting singles, despite the fact that it was mostly terrible in all the ways his music could be when his experimental genius hat was on and he ceased caring about anything other than pleasing himself.
This, then, was probably the worst possible time for him to decide to write, direct, and star in a sequel to Purple Rain but, if anyone tried to tell him that, he clearly didn’t listen because, in 1990, Graffiti Bridge was released.
And, just like Under the Cherry Moon, his previous attempt at cinematic auteurship, it vanished without a trace.
The question is, did it deserve to be so quickly forgotten and dismissed?
“Whereas Purple Rain was about how much we can grow if we open ourselves up to the contributions of others, Graffiti Bridge is about the importance of staying true to yourself even if it means a pretty girl is going to end up getting run over by a truck for no logical reason.”
Probably, but I still kinda like it. But I’m weird. I mean, I love Xanadu, which is a film Graffiti Bridge has a lot in common with. Both involve supernatural muses, nightclubs and tasteless displays of fashion only marginally related to the eras in which they were created. But the songs in Xanadu are so much better, which is Graffiti Bridge’s true Achilles’ heel.
It’s a musical about an artist who insists on producing art that doesn’t sell, which would seem more noble if it wasn’t the product of an artist capable of producing some of most marketable music ever recorded. Whereas Purple Rain was about how much we can grow if we open ourselves up to the contributions of others, Graffiti Bridge is about the importance of staying true to yourself even if it means a pretty girl is going to end up getting run over by a truck for no logical reason.
Throughout the film, The Kid (who still doesn’t have a name despite his now pushing past 30) is criticized for playing music that’s too “spiritual”—especially by returning villain, Morris Day, who has graduated from sleazy narcissistic lead singer of The Time to sleazy narcissistic impresario who runs the city’s night life like a mafia don (one who proves his mettle to subordinates by eating hot chilies without wincing).
Over and over again, The Kid is shown to be playing songs that result in shrugs from his audience and though we get the sense that we’re supposed to be going, “What’s the matter with those jerks! That music is amazing!” we often find ourselves shrugging along with them. With the exception of “Round and Round” (performed by Prince discovery and inevitably-abandoned protégé Tevin Campbell) and the ballad “Thieves in the Temple,” all of the songs display the level of technical virtuosity we expect, but in the context of the film (if not the soundtrack album) they just lay there and feel like something we’re meant to endure rather than enjoy.
And as this is going on, both Day and The Kid pursue the attention of Aura (Ingrid Chavez, perhaps best known as the co-songwriter of Madonna’s “Justify My Love”), who is literally an angel sent down to live under the titular dwelling to do something that Prince’s script is certainly certain of, but definitely keeps to itself. Chavez is actually quite charming in the role and definitely has an angelic presence, but her character is left to do nothing but recite nonsense Prince evidently believes is poetry and be sacrificed onscreen in the most ridiculous way possible.
“‘Still Would Stand All Time’ is a very pretty song, but it lacks that special spark of magic found in ‘Purple Rain.’ It’s a perfect example of Prince’s deserved self-confidence becoming his biggest weakness.”
It’s her death that finally compels Prince to perform “the” song—the one that is supposed to play the same role “Purple Rain” did in the first film. It’s the song that forces Day to see the error of his ways and leave The Kid alone to explore his genius. It’s the song that reminds everyone how great The Kid is and what his future now holds.
And it’s okay.
Actually, “Still Would Stand All Time” is a very pretty song, but it lacks that special spark of magic found in “Purple Rain.” It’s a perfect example of Prince’s deserved self-confidence becoming his biggest weakness. He clearly thought he had did it again, but Wendy wasn’t there to rip a hair off his chest during a moment of self-importance (which she has claimed was a common occurrence in interviews) and let him know how they could make it even better. And he probably wouldn’t have listened to her if she had.
In the end, Graffiti Bridge is a colourful, antic, archetypically 90s vanity project (featuring gay panic, shameless stereotypes, and gratuitous George Clinton) whose central theme is if you try to force Prince to play music he doesn’t want to play, a beautiful angel will die.
Which I suppose could be enough to result in a great movie, but didn’t this time. Graffiti Bridge (at least for now) marked the end of Prince’s cinematic ambitions and its failure served as the beginning of a period that saw him battling with his record label while he insisted on pursuing his muse to the point that it began to alienate his audience (especially when he used it to get laid a la Carmen Electra’s solo album).
As a forgotten sequel, the film serves as fair warning to anyone who thinks they can abandon those who helped them achieve a past success—even if you happen to be one of the greatest musical geniuses the world has ever known.
CC cover photo credit: imdb.com.